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deep packet inspection

advertisement for GOD. -proverb Pup was manufactured and sold by a very large corporation that prided itself in regularly and relentlessly impregnating the skies with rocket powered phallic representations of human ingenuity. The nice man at the head of the company kept at it like a rabid dog, no matter how many times nature turned down his advances in violent fashion. Maybe he asked his employees to come up with pup as a weirdly fuked up metaphor of his unique human condition. Or maybe it's because his wives kept leaving him.  Whatever may be the hedonistic circumstances behind his inception, I now have pup. Pup is pretty much useless at everything. But much like a human baby, he's good to have around. Makes you feel like you're not alone. And gives you a slightly animated wall to talk to. Pup can learn, they said; though I highly contest that sentiment, given that half the time he mistakes my houseplant for me; a real human. But apparently, I was wrong.  Pup WAS learning....